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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 1, 2008 0:14:06 GMT -4
Kuatura had walked back to stand near where the two kids were laid out on the ground and leaned back against a tall pillar that stuck out of the ground. The flames from the barrel, the only source of light in this dark place were causing shadows that played across all the dark crevices in the room creating even more shadows in the process. Kuatura had stared into the light for a few moments without really responding and then his eyes were brought back to meet his brothers, he raised his hand to his mouth almost as if he were smoking though obviously nothing was there.
“Is that a serious question? Of course I'm going to pay them back for what they've done...and I think its obvious that something big is going on that we can't just ignore. Plussssssss...”
He suddenly gave a big smile and put his fingers on both sides of his head drilling into his dimple areas.
“WHEN HAVE I EVER LEFT A CUTE LITTLE GIRL ALONE?!!!”
He didn't continue on like he normally might have though and instead just fell back into the stance he had been before, it was obvious he was more somber than usual and just keeping up a happier facade but that was nothing new. Kuatura was never an extreme extrovert...he was just nice, otherwise he was normal in every respect.
“I wonder who that leader was...?”
Before anyone could possibly have responded though a very clear footstep and voice sounded out. It was far to late for reactions though, maybe they were tired, maybe their exchange of words had kept them busy or maybe, just maybe this was something abnormal but before the footstep had even echoed all the way across the room a large object went sailing straight for Kuaturas head. A moment latter a massive cot hit him square in the head and it was followed by a muffled moan...how a real object hit a spirit was sort of unknown.
“Who leaves the light on Mr. Squirrel?”
A young but harsh voice could be heard rounding the doorway, what sounded like something squeaky echoed out as well. Moments later a man with long dirty red hair and bright green eyes decked out in a filthy set of navy blue sweat shirt and pants, plastic bags wrapped around his feet and a sock on his head with a aluminum foil antenna sticking out of the top of his head exposed himself pushing a empty shopping cart appeared. On his right shoulder was a brown cat with huge hollow purple eyes that was draped down his back just barely holding on, he seemed to be talking to it right now.
“Is such a waste Mr. Squirrel...”
“What the hell?” Kuatura spoke his face now red as a beet from the previous impact as the cot fell to the floor and he finally spotted the new appearance. If he hadn't been puffing mad and caught up in the moment he might have noticed that by all accounts the man didn't seem to be there, he had a low reiatsu even for a human but currently that was beyond him. At the same time their new hobo friend took note of them.
“GAH!!! WHATS YOU DOING IN DR. PAPIS' OFFICE?!!! You tryings to steal my cookies? I RUNS YOU OFF!!!!!”
'Woof'
There was a long period of silence as everyone considered for a moment that the cat...named Mr. Squirrel...had just barked like a dog. Then with no warning the one who Kuatura was pretty sure had called himself Dr. Papi spoke to the cat.
“No, thats cURazies Mr. Squirrel, theys the ones who took the sword from our villages! WE MUST AVENGE THEM!!!! TO WARRRRRRR!!!!!!”
Mr. Papi then began charging the brothers with his shopping cart while screeching some sort of 'lalalalalalalalalala' battle cry. Kuatura a bit startled but almost amused started looking around and spotted the nearby shopping cart he assumed must have been one of the squatters spares. He wheeled it around quickly while charging toward Dr. Papi yelling the same battle cry...call him caught up in the moment.
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Post by ZR0 C00L on Feb 1, 2008 16:20:41 GMT -4
Things were going as he thought they would. Knowing his brother was as eager as he himself was, Kaiba knew the questions were mere formalities when he asked. But hearing his brothers confirmations made him feel better about his own decision. When his brother stopped talking, Kaiba began running through scenarios of how they could gain an audience with him once more. “I wonder who that leader was...?” Asked Kuatura grinding Kaibas train of thought to a halt before sending it in a new direction. Who is the general, a simple question, the answer however was a mystery and before the silver haired shinigami could even think of a response Kaiba was aware of another presence in the vicinity. The fall of a footstep approaching the duo's direction made Kaiba's head to spin to the side and look for the owner of the foot. At the same time however, almost instantaneously Kuatura was struck by what seemed to be a regular cot no monster come to pick off the warriors, a large but extremely ordinary cot had just smashed into his brothers head. "What the...........?" Kaiba said aloud as his brother moaned slightly in the background. As curious as it seemed, nothing in his mind screamed danger, he couldn't sense any reiatsu levels in the area even close to worrying them. And no hollow energy near them at all. But there was something there and for the moment Kaiba waited for the mystery assailant to make himself known. Not his usual M.O. but in these circumstances with them being short on reiatsu and protecting two wounded humans Kaiba knew the best choice was o stay put whether he liked it or not. “Who leaves the light on Mr. Squirrel?” A voice called out from the dark.. A disheveled man with long red hair wearing a sock on his head with what looked to be antennae made from aluminum foil sticking out of it came forward identifying himself as the person who had thrown the cot. But he couldn't have been trying to hit them. there was nothing of significance about the bum standing before him in terms of reiatsu, in fact Kaiba was having difficulty feeling any energy from this man at all. Chalking it up to over tiredness and convincing himself the man was just weak, Kaiba continued to study the man. Getting a better view of him, Kaiba now made out the image of the "Mr. Squirrel" in question who happened to be a cat. a cat with strange purple eyes. “Is such a waste Mr. Squirrel...” The vagrant said again to his cat name squirrel. “What the hell?” His brother said, agitated about being struck previously. “GAH!!! WHATS YOU DOING IN DR. PAPIS' OFFICE?!!! You tryings to steal my cookies? I RUNS YOU OFF!!!!!” yelled the weird man. Curiouser still is the fact that the man seemed to have noticed the two shinigami before doing so, wracking his brain over how someone this weak could possibly be able to see them, Kaiba wasn't sure what to do, this man wasn't a threat to he and his brother but the two unconcious kids behind them could have something to worry about. Kaiba was about to suggest that they collect the kids and leave before they had to knock the man out so that he didn't pose said problem any longer. "This guys off his fuckin rocker, I think It'd be best if we........." Kaiba started saying. "Woof" Barked the cat. Stopping everyone in theyre tracks. Did he just??? The befuddled shinigami questioned himself mentally. While Kaiba was still trying to come up with some explanation for why a cat named Mr.Squirrel just barked. The man with plastic bags wrapped around his feet seemingly calling himself Dr.Papi talked to it. To wrapped up in his own thoughts, Kaiba was late in seeing Dr.Papi begin running towards them shopping cart wheeling forwards with all the strength the bum could manage to put behind it. To top it all off as Kaiba was trying t owrap his head around what this man had in mind to do to two shinigami Kuatura had gotten a cart of his own and returned the Dr. Papi's charge in kind. Leaving the confused Kaiba watching, jaw agape. "What the fuck is going on around here? Did that cat bark?" He called out before the two had gotten into collision range.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 1, 2008 22:48:13 GMT -4
Kuatura and Dr. Papi were just about to connect when something very unexpected happened, with insane deftness the hobo picked the cart up off the ground and spun around to the side of Kuaturas charge. If it hadn't been ten tons of hilarious to watch a shinigami be whacked on by a guy dressed in plastic bags who was wielding a shopping cart it would have been amazing. Indeed thats what happened as the man spun just in time as Kuatura passed him to smack him in the back of the head with one of the carts wheels. The man placed the cart on the ground and spun it back around to face Kuatura who had just stopped in place while rubbing the back of his head more than a bit dumbfounded by what had just happened in the last thirty seconds. The mans visions seemed to scan the area, lay on the two kids for a moment and then progress to the shinigami, and with no warning he went and walked off into a far off corner of the room while he mumbled to himself, addressing his cat by name every time.
“Is a shame Mr. Squirrel, havings to share my house with riff-raff!”
He removed a few things from his jacket before sitting down in the dark seemingly completely oblivious to what had just happened. Kuatura looked at his brother, looked back at the man, looked at the cart and cot that had whacked him in the head and then back at his brother.
“WHAT...THE...FUCK?!!!” was all he managed.
Kuatura continued to rub the back of his head completely confuzzled for several more moments before he decided despite everything that had just happened the man was just insane but not really dangerous...he hoped. He still wasn't entirely sure how the man had hit him...twice...but he had a feeling he almost didn't want to know at this point and just leaned back against the nearest wall. He sighed once or twice trying to get a grasp on the situation and decide what they should do when he gave his brother a look, for a moment he just looked dumbfounded and then a look of horror spread across his face and he jumped to his feet pointing.
“C-C-CAAAAAT!!!!”
Sure enough somehow without anybody seeing or hearing it Mr. Squirrel was now attached to Kaibas shoulder much as he had been to his owner and wasn't going to let go no matter what he did. It stared at them with its giant bulbous eyes for a few moments.
“Woof”
Kuatura grasped his head and shook his arms over and over.
“WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!”
“You yells allots Mr. Ghost...” a familiar hobo voice said.
Kuatura looked back to where the man had been previously only to find he was gone. He turned his head around just in time to find the man about two inches from his face staring at him with his eyes opened as wide as his cats. There was once more a pause before Kuatura grabbed the man and started pushing but the man instantly fell to the ground and latched to Kuaturas leg. He began kicking wildly and jumping around but the hobo wouldn't let go no matter what he did.
“ITS LIKE THE NIGHTMARE HOBO!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
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Post by ZR0 C00L on Feb 7, 2008 16:00:05 GMT -4
Nani? kaiba found it hard to believe his eyes. If it wasn't strange enough to watch his brother partake in an impromptu shopping cart jousting match with a man dressed in plastic bags, it was definetly too much for him to comprehend when said bag wearing hobo spun around him just before the two would have made contact. The derelict briought his cart up and spun it around clipping Kaiba's brother in the head with one of the wheels.
The gray haired shinigami stared in wonderment for the hundredth time in the last few minutes. this man was puzzling to say the least. As Kaiba was trying to determine whether or not this man was a threat to them, the hobo scanned the area around him, eyes settling on the prone humans before scuddling off to a corner of the room mumbling. Kaiba debated attacking the man but decided against it seeing as how with him not really showing any signs of aggression.
“Is a shame Mr. Squirrel, havings to share my house with riff-raff!” He said enraging Kaiba.
"RIFF-RAFF? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK?, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN USING NEWSPAPER AS TOILET PAPER." The angered spirit yelled to the hobo.
the man took no note of his insults and began fishing around in his "jacket" before sitting down as if nothing had happened. Kaiba took a confused look over to his brother who looked back at him apparently sharing his sentiment . Kuatura was rubbing tghe back of his head seemingly wondering the same thing as Kaiba. How the hell did he hit him? then Kuatura leaned against the wall looking to be in his own world momentarily before looking over to Kaiba with a look of sheer terror on his face.
“C-C-CAAAAAT!!!!” he called out as he pointed to Kaiba. k ??"Ahhh! GET IT OFF ME.......GET IT OFF" Kaiba screamed frantically while trying to move his body enough so that the cat would jump off. To no avail.
Seeing mister squirrel perched on his shoulder almost made Kaiba jump out of his skin, and now he was trying desperately, albeit comically to run around in attempts to dislodge the feline who simply stared at him with his huge purple eyes.
“Woof”
The bark coming from the cat only served to make Kaiba more frantic as he doubled his effort, running and jumping all over the place. Arms flailing shrieking like a school girl, Kaiba was far from the dignified warrior he made himself out to be at the moment. But he didn't care, he just wanted Mr.Squirrel off.......Now. Kaiba could hear his brother say something but in his state of panic couldn't make out what he had said and continued running around.
"GET OFF YOU FUCKER" Kaiba yelled, his sanity returning along with his courage.
Not wanting to hurt the animal, Kaiba readied a shot of abolishing flames to scare it off, if it didnt work he had no intention of firing it but hoped it would be enough to drive Mr.Squirrel away.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 22, 2008 23:47:20 GMT -4
Kuatura turned around and started trying to walk in the other direction and made an act of struggling against the hobo pulling on his leg who seemed to be nothing short of a ten billion pound weight attached him. He actually wasn’t sure why he was so freaked out but there was just something wrong with this on top of how close the previous events had come, maybe he was just up tight. That was when he felt the man release his leg, he stumbled forward a bit and then felt the guy touch his shoulder.
“Remembers Mr. Ghost, the big door is the using a cross key…”
Kuatura flipped around only to find that the man was not there, he looked around wildly but he just wasn’t there anymore…and for the first time it occurred to him that he was completely invisible to his senses. He turned to his brother who had apparently been trying to scare the cat away with fire and while he was jumping around had yet to notice that the cat was long gone too. Kuatura placed his hand on his head and let out a long sigh looking around at the two kids on the floor.
“So that was either the weirdest exhaustion based hallucination I have ever had or we have really gotten into something screwed up…jeez.”
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Post by ZR0 C00L on Feb 23, 2008 0:35:10 GMT -4
Gone, one minute the feline spawn of Satan was nowhere to be found. Kaiba who had been caught up in trying to shake Mr. Squirrel off of him was clueless as to when or why, he was sure that the cat was not afraid of his flames from the look of indifference he gave it when he had first threatened the cat. So where the hell was it? ? But as he looked over to his brother, Kuatura seemed to be just as confused as him. The hobo, Dr. Papi. Was also nowhere to be seen and even as he strained his senses, Kaiba could not locate him. “So that was either the weirdest exhaustion based hallucination I have ever had or we have really gotten into something screwed up…jeez.” Kuatura said as he looked over to the still sleeping humans and sighing breaking the silence that filled the room. "...........That was uh.........odd" Was all the reply the 3rd seat shinigami could muster at this time of confusion. As he made his way back over to where Daijiro and Sera lay, movement could be seen coming from the two signifying that they were close to awaking he doubted it would be right now, but by morning the two of them should be just fine. Looking out at the night sky, Kaiba put his back against the wall of the rundown apartment and slid down into a sitting position awaiting the coming sun. ------------------------[End of The Titan Incursion]------------------------------------
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Post by GoldenKitten on Apr 10, 2009 3:01:30 GMT -4
Moved to Dead RP's.
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