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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 4, 2009 3:57:21 GMT -4
So heres the game children. I don't usually bother you with my tall tales about the journeys I have within the hospital but this time I need to bring it up.
On Thursday I go in for some serious surgery. I'm talking cut me open, take some stuff out, pray I survive and in the event I do stick me on medicine so strong I cant feel my brain for the next few weeks. With that in mind I felt something needed to be said, at best I won't be on for a week and thats if everything goes off without a hitch and the pain goes away relatively quick...somehow I don't see it happening but hey...I'm an optimistic, sarcastic...pessimistic...bastard...wait what?
As such you all are going to have to chaperon yourselves for the next little bit. Try not to kill each other while I'm gone and god dammit don't any of you dare pull the unicorns tail, he is fucking tired of it and I won't be held responsible if he spears your ass while I'm not on watch.
Oh...and Zhiel we'll still be here. I'd ask him to do some stuff while I'm out but that would really screw with my idealist hegemony here and I might have to kill him when I came back, so to refrain he won't be doing jack...wait when did he anyway? (*Snaps fingers back and forth* “Oh no he didn'!”)
I'll try to get to the waiting profiles sometime tomorrow before I go, keyword there being “try” because I also have some real life work I need to have completed before I go so it won't get even farther out of hand while I'm a vegetable.
Well then, good day and good luck.
- Goldenkitten
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Uryuujin
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The Raven
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Post by Uryuujin on Feb 4, 2009 16:09:12 GMT -4
I know I speak for everyone when I say that I hope your surgery goes well, and that we wish you a speedy recovery.
We love you, GK-sama!! ^_^
-Uryuujin
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Post by tsunda on Feb 5, 2009 2:10:02 GMT -4
OMG thats so sad!!!! Keep positive you'll be fine!
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 5, 2009 2:59:28 GMT -4
Alright it was really a joke. Zhiel has been given, THE POWER...but not "that" power...just...you know, THE POWER!!!....of editing and moving profiles. So he's been given permission to look through your profiles and pass them if he thinks their up to snuff...I'd prefer gouging myself in the eye to the terror that probably awaits me upon return but alas they may very well do that while I'm at the hospital too =_=.
As for you Zhiel you aren't on now and by the time you are I'll probably be gone but I'll try to check in sometime after the medicines worn off for a little bit and check in with you before knocking myself out again to make sure it went well.
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Post by SamuraiFoochs on Feb 5, 2009 12:25:13 GMT -4
Shit, GK. Hang tough, dude.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 6, 2009 3:10:37 GMT -4
Well I'm in a whole bunch of pain, sleeping all day and incapable of eating more than a bite of jello before throwing up. But on the bright side it appears I did not in fact kick the bucket in the middle of the procedure which also succeeded with relatively little side-effects and none of the major ones...of course being a god I suppose there was really no worry of that in the first place....>.>....  . Anyhow just figured I'd take a few moments to say this in case any of you actually cared. Now back to hovering around the toilet waiting to throw up things I ate 10 years ago and sleeping for 20 hours straight. |
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Post by Zhiel on Feb 6, 2009 4:24:17 GMT -4
Good to hear, hope you will get better soon.
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Post by Mr. Butterfly on Feb 6, 2009 20:23:46 GMT -4
The hospital staff kept you alive out of fear.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 26, 2009 20:32:04 GMT -4
Hi-ho, hi-ho, back to the Hospital I go.
And there I shall stay until god or the devil decides to deliver me a new body. I reserve the right to decide which I credit with the feat depending on whom I happen to be praying to at the time it happens. Juno the chocolate bunny in the sky, Khorne the blood god and Tarja Turunen are also up for the award as well, Oprah and Tom Cruise may get a few chances while I’m at it. Of course good old atheism complementing my fatalistic personality is the likely candidate, yay for hoping every “tomorrow” will be the apocalypse!
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Wait what was I talking about?
So long story short after around mid-day tomorrow I’ll be off at the hospital, probably till next Friday or Saturday, may get some short bursts here and there if they let me use my laptop but no big posts will get made.
Wish me luck!…Or at least pray that should I kick the bucket that god decides the world is no longer worth maintaining without my presence and that you all get to go out with a bang.
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Post by yuushou on Feb 27, 2009 21:09:36 GMT -4
Good luck. ^-^; I hope you very clearly miss kicking the bucket and instead find yourself caught in a fluffy mattress of warmth and security and safety and...fluffy pillows...with lacy frills and ribbon trim...that had the form fitting smooth effect...*yawns*....
Pardon? Did you say something?
Oh. But best of luck anyway, really. I'll pray for you (to do well, not kick the bucket. ;D)!
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Post by tsunda on Feb 28, 2009 15:08:18 GMT -4
Look on the bright side I'll be praying and you'll get a morphine button. I WANTS MORPHINE!!! TUSNDA WANT PAIN KILLERS =( dont die
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Post by GoldenKitten on Mar 8, 2009 17:26:08 GMT -4
I return, I live, I am awesome.
*Looks at activity*
Who knew it was that hard for you all to entertain yourselves? Man oh man...gotta think up something awesome to boost activity...again. I'll get on that over the next few days, got work to do and tomorrows my birthday so I'm going out of town for a few days but don't fear, I will have Internet and be available at nights which is no different than normal.
As a final note I will tell you that it is immensely amusing to play a song and sing along with it including the lyrics, “Burn this city to the ground, take a torch and spread the fire” in a Christian run and operated hospital, yay!
…FOR THE SLAUGHTERSONG!!!
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