Post by GoldenKitten on Dec 24, 2010 1:20:39 GMT -4
Merry Christmas to all! As we proceed into this most joyous time of the year all should be fluff and rainbows (non-gay red-blooded AMERICAN rainbows mind you), all the children should be happy (in a totally platonic way), and there should be joy for all (NOT BUTTPIRATES). But unfortunately for us all IT IS NOT, one man keeps us from entering a state of joyous bliss (the heterosexual kind) and that mans name is SANTA. He alone seeks to bring down this GREAT CHRISTIAN GOD FEARING NATION OF OURS!
This is breaking news, it has in fact been confirmed that Santa...IS SATAN! It's even there in the name, Satan is Santa spelled inside out! Bet you didn't know that! Well now you do, and the more you know!
(What's that rainbow doing there? Goddammit we're straight as an arrow in the good ol' US of A, none of that pansy butt mongering here!)
Do you want YOUR CHILD to be raised praising SATAN?! I know I don't. One day they're giving thanks to a “jolly gay” (ANAL!) elf and then the next they're listening to that awful spoken word music and bringing home a NEGRO hussy, or if you've got a daughter EVEN WORSE (do YOU want to be stuck raising some little mulatto mutant?! Not if you're an AMERUKUN you don't!)
So this Christmas to REALLY get in the spirit don't go to the local mall and sit on Santas lap (GAY!) instead take your child and go spread the joy the Christian way; beat a queer to death.
(Helpful visual guide for finding faggots)
Merry fucking (the straight kind!) Christmas bitches.
- Brought to you by the “Merry Fucking Christmas Bitches We Totally Aren't Gay Stop Looking at us like that America is the BEST NATION ON EARTH let's go Bomb some Brown People” Association
This is breaking news, it has in fact been confirmed that Santa...IS SATAN! It's even there in the name, Satan is Santa spelled inside out! Bet you didn't know that! Well now you do, and the more you know!
(What's that rainbow doing there? Goddammit we're straight as an arrow in the good ol' US of A, none of that pansy butt mongering here!)
Do you want YOUR CHILD to be raised praising SATAN?! I know I don't. One day they're giving thanks to a “jolly gay” (ANAL!) elf and then the next they're listening to that awful spoken word music and bringing home a NEGRO hussy, or if you've got a daughter EVEN WORSE (do YOU want to be stuck raising some little mulatto mutant?! Not if you're an AMERUKUN you don't!)
So this Christmas to REALLY get in the spirit don't go to the local mall and sit on Santas lap (GAY!) instead take your child and go spread the joy the Christian way; beat a queer to death.
(Helpful visual guide for finding faggots)
Merry fucking (the straight kind!) Christmas bitches.
- Brought to you by the “Merry Fucking Christmas Bitches We Totally Aren't Gay Stop Looking at us like that America is the BEST NATION ON EARTH let's go Bomb some Brown People” Association