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Post by Galihan on Feb 6, 2009 22:26:42 GMT -4
Uryuujin would be made of silly juice, and would tastes like Zhiel, but sweet like October Halloween candy and vegemite flavored sushi with epically spicy maple syrup harvested from the Kansas cactus mines, if the North American Burrower Moose hadn't eaten all the cactus mines. Therefore, Uryuujin has made it his life mission to find and terminate the North American Burrower Moose.
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Post by tsunda on Feb 7, 2009 13:35:00 GMT -4
Uryuujin would be made of silly juice, and would tastes like Zhiel, but sweet like October Halloween candy and vegemite flavored sushi with epically spicy maple syrup harvested from the Kansas cactus mines, if the North American Burrower Moose hadn't eaten all the cactus mines. Therefore, Uryuujin has made it his life mission to find and terminate the North American Burrower Moose by creating a weapon that is powered by the laughter and happiness of poor abandoned Asian children.
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Post by Galihan on Feb 14, 2009 10:27:34 GMT -4
Uryuujin would be made of silly juice, and would taste like Zhiel, but sweet like October Halloween candy and vegemite flavored sushi with epically spicy maple syrup harvested from the Kansas cactus mines, if the North American Burrower Moose hadn't eaten all the cactus mines. Therefore, Uryuujin has made it his life mission to find and terminate the North American Burrower Moose by creating a weapon that is powered by the laughter and happiness of poor abandoned Asian children who are abducted from Nike sweatshop UMM I MEAN harvested from the Happy Sunshine Valley Land Fun Factory... yes. Yes that is it precisely. This weapon will definately teach that damn moose to eat Uryuujin's cactus mines, so he can be more than just someting as boring and normal as being made of silly juice that tasted like Zhiel, halloween candy and vegemite-flavoured sushi.
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Uryuujin
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Post by Uryuujin on Feb 25, 2009 18:53:05 GMT -4
Alright, here's the Truth.
I was originally made of silly juice, and tasted like Zhiel, but with epically spicy maple syrup harvested from the Kansas cactus mines. However, this was a very hard taste to maintain. It required the harvesting of the souls of AIDS and HepigonasiphilAIDS victims, along with the spicy maple syrup, which had to be harvested by the North American Burrower Moose, which, to gain the intelligence to do so, had to be genetically modified. However, soon, the Moosen realized they were slaves, and rebelled, destroying all the Kansas Cactus mines. This, naturally, pissed me off. Due to the lack of Spicy Maple Syrup, I only tasted sweet October Halloween candy and vegemite flavored sushi Zhiel, or like Kiyoshi but yummy. But I digress..... Due to this change in taste, I lost some political power. This would not stand, so I had my research and Development create a Superweapon that ran off of the laughter and happiness of poor abandoned Asian children who are abducted from my Nike sweatshops that were disguised as Happy Sunshine Valley Land Fun Factories. With this new weapon in hand, I have begun to suppress the Rebellion of the Harvesting North American Burrower Moose. If anyone is willing to assist my noble quest, please contact me at Five Fi-Gah! *Is attacked by Burrower Moosen, and must leave the computer until they are fought off*
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 25, 2009 19:36:15 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll.
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Post by tsunda on Feb 25, 2009 20:43:15 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped form HER kingdom of pedofile land.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Feb 25, 2009 22:51:00 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night.
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Post by Tagz on Mar 10, 2009 22:16:45 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night. And is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings.
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Post by kensei on Mar 22, 2009 14:16:30 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night. And is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings. and he must constantly eat the toes of suicidal bombers.
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Post by Darkoda on Mar 22, 2009 16:38:54 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night. And is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings. and he must constantly eat the toes of suicidal bombers, marinated in the blood of 25 ten year old virgin girls.
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Firechild
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"Death is but a limitation..."
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Post by Firechild on Mar 22, 2009 16:41:14 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night. And is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings. and he must constantly eat the toes of suicidal bombers, marinated in the blood of 25 ten year old virgin girls. while writing a 250 page memoir about her love for child abuse.
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Post by Darkoda on Mar 22, 2009 16:45:56 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night. And is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings. and he must constantly eat the toes of suicidal bombers, marinated in the blood of 25 ten year old virgin girls. while writing a 250 page memoir about her love for child abuse, except that cyborg midgets from the future stole her virgin blood supply, and she must travel through time to stop them.
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Post by Galihan on Mar 24, 2009 15:48:49 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night and is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings, and she must constantly eat the toes of suicidal bombers, marinated in the blood of 25 ten year old virgin girls. While writing a 250 page memoir about her love for child abuse, cyborg midgets from the future stole her virgin blood supply, so she must travel through time to stop them before she must feed again, unless suffer the brutal repercussions of the absurd legal system of her kidnappers, who happen to be fascist zombie werehamsters who have it against the pedophilandic treasure troll dolls with such a hatred that it is only surpassed by the combined fury of Galihan's hate of garden gnomes and the english-speaking anime-viewer population's hate of 4kids Entertainment.
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Wanzer
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What does it mean to be strong?
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Post by Wanzer on Jul 9, 2010 23:54:51 GMT -4
Kiyoshi is not who he says he is, HE is in fact a SHE in the shape of a treasure troll doll who was kidnapped from her kingdom of pedophile land where all the overweight little boys are. Now she is forced to attend compulsory groping support groups during the day and has a five year house arrest order at night and is forced to replace her groping tendencies with the constant eating of a special pudding made from beeswax and butterfly wings, and she must constantly eat the toes of suicidal bombers, marinated in the blood of 25 ten year old virgin girls. While writing a 250 page memoir about her love for child abuse, cyborg midgets from the future stole her virgin blood supply, so she must travel through time to stop them before she must feed again, unless suffer the brutal repercussions of the absurd legal system of her kidnappers, who happen to be fascist zombie werehamsters who have it against the pedophilandic treasure troll dolls with such a hatred that it is only surpassed by the combined fury of Galihan's hate of garden gnomes and the english-speaking anime-viewer population's hate of 4kids Entertainment. Which has lead her to seek venegance against 4kids entertainment in the form of making them less shitty, this however failed and she ended up on the 4kids version of One Piece as Buggy the Clown
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Post by kensei on Aug 1, 2010 3:20:42 GMT -4
Seeing as Kiyoshi is no longer with us I say we move onto someone who is actually here..
"GK is not really the leader of the site. Zhiel is."
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