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Post by GoldenKitten on Aug 1, 2010 3:54:44 GMT -4
GK is really the leader of the site. Zhiel is a full-time rabid penguin hunter.
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Post by Wanzer on Aug 1, 2010 13:32:28 GMT -4
GK is really the leader of this site. Zhiel is a full time rabid penguin hunter by day and a child molestar by night.
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Post by kensei on Aug 1, 2010 14:22:47 GMT -4
Gk is really the leader of the site. Zhiel is a full time rabid penguin hunter by day and a child molester by night. Who enjoys bathing in the warmed blood of children and rabid penguins.
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Post by Zhiel on Aug 1, 2010 17:33:51 GMT -4
Why am I being picked on..? on-topic: Gk is really the leader of the site. Zhiel is a full time rabid penguin hunter by day and a underkitty molester by night. Who enjoys bathing in the fresh blood of underkittens and rabid penguins. He also happens to be King of the Cosmos.Disregard that, forgot how the rules went Someone has to bring down those rabid penguins! Have YOU encountered any penguins trying to eat your face lately? No? WELL, I WONDER WHO MADE SURE OF THAT! About the children... You've got it all wrong, THEY are the ones who molest ME! You have no clue how tough it is to run a orphanage full of psychic kids who spend almost all of their waking hours on 4chan... And the blood is just... Well people assume it's the blood of the children who go too far, but that's a lie! I swear... Also rabid penguin blood is good for your skin, it makes you smell like them and so they aren't as quick to EAT YOUR FACE! But don't tell anyone, it's a trade secret! Now for more important things... I heard that Wanzer had one too many burritos the other day.
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Post by Wanzer on Aug 1, 2010 21:14:25 GMT -4
Yes, Yes I did have one too many burritos and had horrible Gas.
I heard Zhiel killed a puppy yesterday
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Post by kensei on Aug 1, 2010 22:07:34 GMT -4
I heard Zhiel killed a puppy yesterday while laughing and eating a burger made out of cat meat.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Aug 5, 2010 16:03:21 GMT -4
I heard Zhiel killed a puppy yesterday while laughing and eating a burger made out of cat meat. GK sent a pack of rabid wolf-bird-squirrels after him for such a crime.
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Post by kensei on Aug 5, 2010 16:23:36 GMT -4
I heard Zheil kileld a puppy yesterday while laughing and eating a burger made out of cat meat. Then Gk sent a pack of rabid wolf-bird-squirrels after him for such a crime. But Zhiel use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran.
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Post by Wanzer on Aug 5, 2010 18:07:40 GMT -4
I heard Zheil kileld a puppy yesterday while laughing and eating a burger made out of cat meat. Then Gk sent a pack of rabid wolf-bird-squirrels after him for such a crime. But Zhiel use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran.; however his Banhammer was broken because GK removed all rights to it from him and the rabid wolf-bird-squirrels ate his manhood.
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Post by GoldenKitten on Aug 5, 2010 19:06:23 GMT -4
I heard Zheil kileld a puppy yesterday while laughing and eating a burger made out of cat meat. Then Gk sent a pack of rabid wolf-bird-squirrels after him for such a crime. But Zhiel use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran.; however his Banhammer was broken because GK removed all rights to it from him and the rabid wolf-bird-squirrels ate his manhood.
And then Zhiel was a zombie.
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Post by kensei on Aug 5, 2010 20:42:20 GMT -4
I heard Zheil kileld a puppy yesterday while laughing and eating a burger made out of cat meat. Then Gk sent a pack of rabid wolf-bird-squirrels after him for such a crime. But Zhiel use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran.; however his Banhammer was broken because GK removed all rights to it from him and the rabid wolf-bird-squirrels ate his manhood.
And then Zhiel was a zombie. But instead of infecting people and turning them into zombies he gives them rabies when he bites them.
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Post by Galihan on Aug 5, 2010 20:57:28 GMT -4
I heard a zombie puppy killed Zheil yesterday while he was laughing and eating a burger made out of rabid wolf-bird-squirrel meat. Gk laughed as Zhiel tried to use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran in vain; however because his Banhammer can only be used on people who genuinely break the rules of behaviour and conduct, and the zombie puppy was only following the only rules of survival it knew and was sparred from Zheious smitting.
And then Zhiel was a rabit zombie who has no teeth who therefore could spread his rabid zombiism by biting people and he was sad that everyone is picking on him.
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Post by Wanzer on Aug 5, 2010 21:42:17 GMT -4
I heard a zombie puppy killed Zheil yesterday while he was laughing and eating a burger made out of rabid wolf-bird-squirrel meat. Gk laughed as Zhiel tried to use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran in vain; however because his Banhammer can only be used on people who genuinely break the rules of behaviour and conduct, and the zombie puppy was only following the only rules of survival it knew and was sparred from Zheious smitting, but because it ate Zhiel who had been given the mark of Cain by GK, GK frowned upon the puppy and stole it's tail and it's teeth and bound it forever to Zhiel who loved it more than anything in the world.
And then Zhiel was a rabbit zombie who has no teeth who therefore could not spread his rabid zombiism by biting people and he was sad that everyone is picking on him. Thats when it occured to him, he could spread it through his almight BUNNY CUTENESS! Suddenly the Zhiel bunny began going on a rampage snuggling many pedestrans and posing with small children during Easter pictures spreading his horribly sickening cute disease with his zombie puppy in tow.
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Post by kensei on Aug 7, 2010 3:31:38 GMT -4
I heard a zombie puppy killed Zheil yesterday while he was laughing and eating a burger made out of rabid wolf-bird-squirrel meat. Gk laughed as Zhiel tried to use his ban-hammer to defend himself while he ran in vain; however because his Banhammer can only be used on people who genuinely break the rules of behaviour and conduct, and the zombie puppy was only following the only rules of survival it knew and was sparred from Zheious smitting, but because it ate Zhiel who had been given the mark of Cain by GK, GK frowned upon the puppy and stole it's tail and it's teeth and bound it forever to Zhiel who loved it more than anything in the world.
And then Zhiel was a rabbit zombie who has no teeth who therefore could not spread his rabid zombiism by biting people and he was sad that everyone is picking on him. Thats when it occured to him, he could spread it through his almight BUNNY CUTENESS! Suddenly the Zhiel bunny began going on a rampage snuggling many pedestrans and posing with small children during Easter pictures spreading his horribly sickening cute disease with his zombie puppy in tow.
This pleased the under kittens greatly. The humans that served the all mighty where falling victim quickly, so they started setting up massive family events for the zombie, teethless bunny zhiel.
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